Men Reveal Why They Shy Away From Vagina Sucking

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Engaging in foreplay before sex is a natural and proper thing to do but not everyone accepts all foreplay. Giving head is a very popular foreplay and mostly experienced by men. However, giving women head (Cunnilingus) is unusual and even embarrassing for some women. While some men suck their partners’ vagina for increased arousal others avoid it for some reasons best known to them.

Below is a compilation of reasons some men can’t suck their partners’ vagina:

I felt it was just like putting your mouth on a toilet seat.

I justified my lack of willingness to go down on girls because I felt it was just like putting your mouth on a toilet seat. People defecate from that area, and I felt my mouth had no business being down there. My friends convinced me that ultimately I would have to get over my mental thoughts of licking a toilet seat and just do it.Dont get me wrongI understand what sweat and other chemicals do, but some girls just have death coming from their coochies in the form of a rancid effluvium.

The smell coming from her panties made me gag from three feet away.

Entirely smell dependent. Loved performing oral on my first three girlfriends. They all had perfect smelling undercarriages. Mistakenly assumed all women are peaches and cream down there. Hooked up with a big mess of a girl one night in my mid-twenties, lost boner, and made up excuse to leave immediately after the smell coming from her panties made me gag from three feet away.

Its like the room became immediately overwhelmed with the stench of decaying fish.

One girl I dated for a short while had a truly beautiful, exquisite vag. It was similar to a haribo in appearance, shine and texture (plump but not as chewy as an actual haribo though), a vibrant color and perfectly symmetrical as well. No other vag Ive seen has ever even come close in terms of aesthetics. I absolutely loved going down on that one, but every other girl Ive been with its been a chore at best, and a traumatic experience at worst (one girl was maybe 2 feet away and took off her pants and its like the room became immediately overwhelmed with the stench of decaying fish), and this is in large part due to aesthetics.

Im not going to go down a girl that has a messy bush, smells bad, tastes really sour, or generally looks messy.

Clean shaven well taken care of pussy is great. Im not going to go down a girl that has a messy bush, smells bad, tastes really sour, or generally looks messy. Not into that, sorry.

For women, the glory hole and the shit hole are so close together that it smells like shit unless she has just taken a shower.

For women, the glory hole and the shit hole are so close together that almost every time I go down, it smells like shit unless she has just taken a shower. This is the only reason I dont like to go down.

I really dont like the smell or taste.

I dont go down on women for two reasons. First, I dont find vaginas really appealing. I like the female body a lot, but the genitalia itself I find it not attractive. On top of that, I really dont like the smell or taste. I dont mind it, but I dont find it attractive or arousing. I have never understood why some men say they love it. On top of this, I am very afraid of STDs. I never have sexual contact without a condom. Luckily for me I have not had a problem because I have been in a monogamous relationship since 2008, and my girlfriend doesnt like receiving oral. On that front, I am a lucky guy. I wont lie. I love blowjobs; they are the best. But if a girl tells me she does not like to give them I accept it, cause I do not want to be a hypocrite.

It is disgusting to do. It bleeds profusely every month. The pee from it never can quite get cleaned properly.

I do not like eating my girlfriend’s pussy one bit. The smell of it, the way it looks (Ive never liked the way pussy looked, even in porn and I have seen thousands of them) and the secretions/the way it tastes. It is disgusting to do. It bleeds profusely every month. The pee from it never can quite get cleaned properly. Its even closer to the a-hole than a dick would be. Its an awful open-wound-looking fleshy mound, but my girlfriend shudders, quivers, moans, and can orgasm pretty quickly when I do it. She will sometimes wrap her legs around my head to encourage me to do it more. She loves every time I do it. The only thing is I dont lose my boner when I do it, since I always have a boner even from simple contact.

The vagina is a nightmare to handle with your mouth.

Like most humans, I too have a sense of smell and thats he first drawback. I never liked the smell, regardless of the level of hygiene a girl possessed. Additionally, performing oral sex on a woman also forces you into an awkward position. An uncomfortable one, to be precise. If I dont have my neck at the right angle I get neck pain, someone explains on Reddit. Theres no real comfortable position.And if it werent already hard enough to have it splattered against your face  with your nose pointing directly to the center of the stench  the vagina is also a nightmare to handle with your mouth. While with your hands you can be more reactive, when your head is squashed between someones thighs it is impossible to really control whats going on and your partners reactions  managing to do both at the same time is superhuman.

Culled from Thoughts Catalog

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